The Key to Spicing Up Your Sex Life Might Come in the MailAug 05, 2013
The Key to Spicing Up Your Sex Life Might Come in the Mail
Kits for kids abound online: craft bins replete with rickrack and glitter glue, back-to-school cartons with every kind of pencil, even science ones that build ant farms. And finally—there’s a special box just for you. The Bedroom Chemist is a mail order subscription that arrives every six weeks with adult goodies promising to spice up a ho-hum routine. “The quickest way to kill the passion in a marriage is to turn your love life into another dull item on your ‘honey do’ list,” states Emily Hoffman, a mom of two and the company’s co-owner, along with Andee Harris. “Our products will maximize your pleasure in the bedroom.”
Each package’s delights are arranged in a planned order: set the scene with the ‘Desire’ phase (massage oils and sensual candles) and then move on to ‘Foreplay’ (bedroom games). The last is ‘Passion’ (sexy toys!). In case you exhaust this three-part combo, there’s also a 'Blissful Tips' booklet with ideas to keep you busy while you await the next shipment…And there’s no need to be shy about deliveries: the Bedroom Chemist arrives discreetly, packed in a plain white box, so your neighbors—and the postman—won’t know what you’re up to.